I Couldn't Work at the CH

So apparently in one of the offices at the courthouse there's a big to-do going on about what can and can't be worn to work.
I'm beginning to think this is a common occurrence once the weather gets warm.
Apparently some of the ladies in a certain office were wearing shorts that were too short for a certain lady's taste, we'll call her HTL, she also had a complaint about the blouses some of the ladies were wearing as she thought they were too casual.
So where do I fit in? Well I was made an unwitting example of what can't be worn! I thought their office was planning to order some polo shirts because that's the first thing that was pointed out, but I was wrong. The above pic is what I wore yesterday and according to HTL if I worked in her office my shorts would be considered too short! Uh, they're Ralph Lauren's for goodness sakes! And my wedges? Also a no-no because they are too high and they could trip on them. Don't you think a lady would know whether she could walk in her own shoes?? The HTL also pointed out my polo shirt, but I don't know whether it was acceptable to her or not.
I'm so glad I don't work in this office because if I did I would have to buy a whole new/conservative wardrobe! And i'm beginning to think some of the ladies wished they worked with me. I can wear flip flops.
Oh! And another thing...tights...are not allowed! Pantyhose only. WTF?!? Pantyhose? Seriously? 

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